A Bad Case of Unnecessary Quotation Marks

Hospitals appear to be a bastion of superfluous quotation marks, as evidenced by the dry-erase board in our room.

Our baby's name is "Alice"? I guess the nurses used this Dear Abby technique to protect her true identity, whatever that is.

Using quotes here seems riskier. This note was supposed to indicate that Kelly is allergic to Motrin.

OR IS SHE??