The Lettuce Polarity Debate Continues!

You remember our discussion about whether the lettuce should go at the top or the bottom of a sandwich?

I expressed concern earlier that America is a lettuce-topping country, rather than a lettuce-bottoming country (the latter being my preference).

Well, I appear to have won a new ally in my campaign — and it's the most American of institutions: Parade magazine!

The main story this week is Super Bowl food, with the lettuce-bottmer shown here gracing the cover. There's even a subheadline that says, "What America Eats."

I'd say that decides it.