Gift Idea: a Peeing Santa Liquor Dispenser

Around Christmastime three years ago, I asked for a globe liquor dispenser from Target (I also requested it for Father's Day 2009). I was rebuffed on both occasions, and who knows if they even sell the thing anymore.

No worries, because this is even better: a peeing Santa liquor dispenser (courtesy of the Laughing Squid site).

The only downside: I'm a little concerned that Santa appears to be using some kind of prosthetic. (The Whizzinator?)