Baby Born in McDonald's Bathroom

It's often been said that you give birth at McDonald's, but you sell the baby at Taco Bell.

Okay, maybe no one has ever said that, but it appears to have been established by recent events.

Following the attempted sale of an infant at Taco Bell, a Newark, N.J., mom delivered her baby at a Mickey-D.'s.

The child was delivered in the bathroom, so he's a kindred spirit with Alice. Fortunately, it all went smoothly, and the baby and mom are healthy.

As Digital Underground informed us, it's perfectly fine to get "busy in a Burger King bathroom." So you have to wonder how the other fast-food giants are represented in the circle of life.

Is Subway where you go to die?